My Irish Osteopath

Young and fit, a Para and a runner
Dance and reel, I’d trip a fast fantastic
Run each day, in snow or in the summer
And bag Munros, my sinews seemed elastic

Now when I reel, my back will soon protest
And when I run, my muscles cramp, complain
My knees and joints, which moved me once with zest,
Now have me hobbling homewards in such pain.

If I could run I’d only take one track
To have my joints so twisted that they crack
Restoring backbone which I clearly lack
What should be torture is, with her, just craic
The osteopath who won’t get off my back
Oh healing hands, oh marvelous Miss Black.

2013